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C] Anonymous UTC+I No_620204338
The UK
>wak outside
>sunny British weather
>stop at tea shop for a cup of the queen's English tea
>sit back and marinate in the sweat British ambience
>go to work
>nice wage. despite being a pencil pusher
>get tex benefits
>get free council house in nice estate
>get free healthcare for when rm ill
>no free dental care so wont bother
home
>have crumpets and tea
>sing national anthem
>sleap, dreaming of her majesty
In the US
>wake up
>half of house destroyed by tornado
>shouldnt have been made of wood
>brush teeth and floss
the way to work
>stop at mcdonalds
>gat diabetes
>pay S12000 for healthcare
>leave hospital
>brush teeth and floss
>shot by niggars
>S100000 medical bill
>brush teeth and floss
>get to work in Walmart
>mmmum wage
•fat people and rednecks everywhere
>plana flies into building
>S300000 medical bill
>brush teeth again, more floss too
home
>get lung cancer from 300 tonna SUV fumes
>sing national anthem
•brush and floss
>bottle of coke before bed
thankful I'm an American
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