If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. Votes: 3
Actually my relationships with my girlfriends have become that much deeper and more profound, because I'm like, huh, yeah, I don't have to judge you, or you judge me. It was a lot of - I didn't want to be that crazy girlfriend. Votes: 3
The very first song I ever wrote was a song called 'Crazy' when I was 11 or 12 with my best girlfriends - we had a girl band. It was about loving a guy who everyone else thought you were crazy for being into. Votes: 2
Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again. Votes: 1
I always see people tweeting about these crazy amazing things their boyfriend or girlfriend did for them. You shouldn't have to constantly be trying to prove your love when you're in a relationship. Votes: 1
I'm not great with money. I'd go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it out. I'm not driven by it, but I love to be generous. Votes: 1
As far as celebrity, people don't stop me on the street and know who I am. It's more like, 'Doesn't she remind you of so-and-so's ex-girlfriend?' It's always somebody's ex-girlfriend. Somebody ex-girlfriend who's 'crazy.' Votes: 1
I tend to have a lot of jokes about ex-girlfriends. They always ask me if they will be the subject of a joke, and I always tell them they won't. Unless they do something crazy. They all tend to, so you know where that goes. There are no closed doors. The 'art' will suffer. Votes: 1
Jamie Dornan is one of those guys who has no idea how gorgeous he is. He's crazy in love with his girlfriend and a crazy talent and a great singer and a great actor; just a lovely, lovely human being. It kind of makes you want to throw up a bit, but in all the right ways! Votes: 1
My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment. Votes: 0
Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy. Votes: 7 Sigmund Freud
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. Votes: 7 Mitch Hedberg