Guys are assholes. lfyou argue with him, you're
hard-headed. If you're quiet, you don't care. If you
call him, you're too clingy crazy. If he calls you, he
says you should be happy. If you don't love him,
he'll by to win you. When you do love him, he
leaves. If you don't fuck him, you're a tease. If
do, you're easy. You tell him your problems,
says you're irritating. If you don t, he says you dont
trust him. lfyou lecture him, you just want to argue.
If he lectures you, it's because he 'cares.' If you
break a promise, he doesn't trust you anymore. If
he breaks it, it's because he had to. lfyou cheat, he
expects it to be over. If he cheats, he wants another
chance. THEY'RE ALL BASICALLY THE
SAME.Guys drink to forget about girls; girls drink to
think back about the guy. When guys are in love,
they become poor; when girls are in love, they
become pretty. Guys can forget, but can't forgive;
girls can forgwe, but can't forget. When guys are
heart-broken, they try to forget about the girl by
going out with another girl; when girls are heart-
broken, they try to find his charactenstics in another
guy. Guys wish to be her first love; girls wish to be
his last.
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