My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce. Votes: 2
Joyce BrothersBachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. Votes: 2
H. L. MenckenIf you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. Votes: 2
Katharine HepburnBasically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. Votes: 2
Woody AllenWhatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Votes: 2
Phyllis DillerI guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages. Votes: 1
Casey Wilson