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WE ARE STARTING A CAT RANCH WITH 100,000 CATS. EACH
CAT WILL AVERAGE 12 KITTENS A YEAR. THE CAT SKINS WILL
SELL FOR 30e EACH. ONE HUNDRED MEN CAN SKIN 5,000 CATS
A DAY - WE FIGURE A DAILY NET PROFIT OF OVER $1,000.00.
NOW WHAT SHALL WE FEED THE CATS? WE WILL START A RAT
RANCH NEXT DOOR WITH RATS. THE RATS WILL
BREED 12 TIMES FASTER THAN THE CATS. SO WE WILL HAVE
FOUR RATS TO FEED EACH DAY TO EACH CAT. NOW WHAT
SHALL WE FEED THE RATS? WE WILL FEED THE RATS THE
CARCASSES OF THE CATS AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN SKINNED.
NOW GET THIS! WE FEED THE RATS TO THE CATS AND THE
CATS TO THE RATS AND GET THE SKINS FOR NOTHING.
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