I think I'd make a pretty good girlfriend. Votes: 6
I think I'm a really good girlfriend, and I think that I could be a really good wife. I know that I love being able to give my love out to someone. I know there is somebody great out there for me. Votes: 6
I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men. Votes: 4
I have one good girlfriend and then most of my friends are guys. Which I love, because they're just like so easygoing and I love to play like Xbox and just chill out when I'm not working, so boys are probably the way to go for me. Votes: 4
Guinevere is just head over heels and doesn't know how to handle these new emotions that she's feeling, as a young woman. Unfortunately, she can't reign it all in, all the time. And, even though she tries to do the right thing and be the good girlfriend and have her morals, she slips up a little bit. Votes: 4
I've stayed good friends with most of my girlfriends. Votes: 2
Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him. Votes: 2
Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD. Votes: 2
Naturally, I mine my girlfriends' lives for good anecdotes and stories - so many of their experiences find their way into my books. Votes: 2
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' Votes: 2
I think that's important to women in comedy, that we get a lot of the good lines and you're not just the girlfriend or the sister. Votes: 2
I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel foul and I'd be embarrassed. Votes: 2
We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.' Votes: 2
I used to break dance. I can do some good James Brown footwork. But now I think I've danced too much. My girlfriend made fun of me: 'Enough with the dancing.' Votes: 2
I see myself being married to my girlfriend and backpacking all over the world. If I can go out and do a 15-mile hike and climb a 12,000-ft. peak, I'm good to go. Votes: 2
I'm in awful shape. I'm trying to get in better shape. My girlfriend, she's in good shape. She gives me health tips sometimes, like, 'Hannibal, you're going to die.' Stuff like that. Votes: 2
I've become really good at turning down the boring, pretty girl roles, the trophy wife, supermodel, beautiful girlfriend roles. I mean, playing somebody who's perfect holds no allure for me, whatsoever. It's just boring. Votes: 2
It's fun to branch out a bit. I feel like I've held a lot of tricks up my sleeve for a lot of years, and 'Ex-Girlfriends' is a good way to show another side of me. Votes: 2
When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.' Votes: 2
My girlfriends and I just started doing plyometrics. It's a killer - it hurts so much. But when you walk out of there, you're like, 'I can't believe I just did that and my body looks this good.' Votes: 2
I am against changing my body to become better. I am not against implants, I have a lot of girlfriends who have them, but the implants look good on them. I am never gonna get them, once I have kids they are gonna get bigger anyway. Votes: 2
I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think that's where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to. Votes: 2
Go to a wig store with your girlfriends, never by yourself. You need someone to say, 'Girl that looks good!' You need someone to encourage you to try pieces on. Try to purchase a wig close to your natural hair color as possible, don't come in with brown hair and try to leave as a redhead unless you are fine with that! Votes: 2
You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. Votes: 0
My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend " big mistake. Now I'm single, so London should be really good. I'm excited. Votes: 0
Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer. Votes: 0
I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a girlfriend. Votes: 0
I have a great family, good friends, a nice girlfriend, my own house. I have got everything how I want it to be. Votes: 0
Why couldn't I have just made it home without seeing them? I wasn't in the mood to play good freaking Samaritan to Beau and his trashy girlfriend. Votes: 0
Breaking a dream board is almost like breaking up with your girlfriend. You are super shattered at first. But then once you get another dream board, it's all good. Votes: 0
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. Votes: 7 Mitch Hedberg
The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all directions. Votes: 3 Chanakya