I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend. Votes: 4
Randal KleiserWhen you're wondering whether she's his daughter or his girlfriend, she's his girlfriend. Votes: 3
Pamela DruckermanIf rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus. Votes: 3
Chuck KlostermanBe the girl his ex girlfriend will hate, his mom will love, and that he will never forget. Votes: 0
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