"l WAS ON HOLIDAY RECENTLY AND I CAME
HOME TO FIND THAT ONE OF THE PAPERS HERE
HAD 'BIKINI'D' ME ON THE BEACH. I WAS
WEARING A GROSSLY UNFLATTERING COSTUME
AND THEY HAD PUBLISHED PHOTOGRAPHS OF
ME TAKEN FROM BEHIND. I LOOKED DREADFUL. I
WENT INTO OUR LOCAL NEWSAGENT AND
BOUGHT UP EVERY COPY
AMANDA BURTON
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