Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together. Votes: 1
I started wearing all black around the time I got into Nirvana. I first heard 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' when I was about 12, and I remember jumping on my bed, so excited about it. Votes: 1
I have a scar on my forehead. I was three years old, jumping on the bed with my brothers, and I fell off and hit my head on the dresser and cut it open, went to the hospital, got stitches, came home, went back on the bed, jumped with my brothers, fell again, and reopened the stitches. Votes: 1
I'm damn near 37 years old, and I'm jumping up and down on the bed like my 10-year-old. I was a wild man Votes: 0
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. Votes: 5 Benjamin Franklin
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down. Votes: 6 Rita Rudner