Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Votes: 2
Robert A. HeinleinIf entertainment years were dog years, man, Id be like Gandhi. Id be like 250 years old. Votes: 1
Justin TimberlakeI care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. Votes: 1
Abraham LincolnLove is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. Votes: 1
George Jean NathanI would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog. Votes: 1
Davy CrockettThe love between dog and man is idyllic, dogs were never expelled from paradise. Votes: 0
Milan KunderaDog becomes a good friend with man whether the man himself is good or not! Votes: 0
Mehmet Murat ildanThe dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man. Votes: 0
Robertson DaviesYou never realize a dog is a man's best friend until you start betting on horses. Votes: 0
Karel CapekSociety tames the wolf into a dog. And man is the most domesticated animal of all. Votes: 0
Friedrich NietzscheIf entertainment years were dog years, man, I'd be like Gandhi. I'd be, like, 250 years old. Votes: 0
Justin TimberlakeI also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog. Votes: 0
Kristin DavisThe dog has made man their God, if the dog was an atheist, it would be perfect. Votes: 0
Paul ValeryA tree weeps when cut down, a dog howls when beaten, but a man matures when offended. Votes: 0
Jose SaramagoNothing but love has made the dog lose his wild freedom, to become the servant of man. Votes: 0
D. H. LawrenceIt is scarcely possible to doubt that the love of man has become instinctive in the dog. Votes: 0
Charles DarwinThis man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! Votes: 0
Henny YoungmanI want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor. Votes: 0
Laurie NotaroDoes not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors? Votes: 0
Saint BasilA man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself. Votes: 0
George D. PrenticeTo a man the greatest blessing is individual liberty; to a dog it is the last word in despair. Votes: 0
William Lyon PhelpsA dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch. Votes: 0
Robert BreaultA man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder. Votes: 0
A. R. GurneyMan is an animal that makes bargains no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another Votes: 0
Adam SmithWhen a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news Votes: 0
Charles A. DanaWhen a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news. Votes: 0
Charles A. DanaTruly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareOutside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Votes: 0
Groucho MarxIt often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being. Votes: 0
Henry David ThoreauA man, well, he'll walk right into Hell with both eyes open. But even the devil can't fool a dog. Votes: 0
Earl Hamner, Jr.Werewolves? Oh please, just plain stupid. Who wants to get it on with a man ruled by his inner dog? Votes: 0
Karen Marie MoningA dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer. Votes: 0
Fran LebowitzElegy of the Death of a Mad Dog The dog, to gain some praivate ends, Went mad and bit the man. Votes: 0
Oliver GoldsmithAye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood. Votes: 0
Robert E. HowardI am sorry to see you here, but if you had fought like a man, you needn't be hanged like a dog. Votes: 0
Anne BonnyI once knew a man out of courtesy help a lame dog over a stile, and he for requital bit his fingers. Votes: 0
William ChillingworthWhen a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma. Votes: 0
Mark Twain