For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone. Votes: 4
E. W. HoweBody and mind, like man and wife, do not always agree to die together. Votes: 3
Charles Caleb ColtonThough marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools. Votes: 3
William Congrevethe Law has made the man and wife one person, and that one person the husband! Votes: 3
Lucretia MottBody and soul, like peevish man and wife, United jar, and yet are loth to part. Votes: 3
Edward YoungNot to sink under being man and wife, But get some color and music out of life? Votes: 3
Robert FrostFor wit and judgment often are at strife, Though meant each other's aid, like man and wife. Votes: 3
Alexander PopeI lived on rum, I tell you. It's been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me. Votes: 3
Robert Louis StevensonThe best thing in the world [is] a strong house held in serenity where man and wife agree. Votes: 3
HomerIt is a maxim that man and wife should never have it in their power to hang one another. Votes: 3
George FarquharThe common law of this state held man and wife to be one person, but that person was the husband. Votes: 3
Harriet Hanson RobinsonBehind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. Votes: 2
Hubert H. HumphreyThe only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. Votes: 2
Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of ChesterfieldMany a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. Votes: 2
Jim BackusI went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids. Votes: 2
Denis LearyHow can a Man respect his Wife when he has a contemptible Opinion of her and her Sex? Votes: 2
Mary AstellJim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore. Votes: 2
Jessica HahnFor a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one. Votes: 2
HesiodA man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart. Votes: 0
George Jean NathanGreater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife. Votes: 0
Lyndon B. Johnson... talk, not sex, constitutes most of the intercourse between a man and his wife. Votes: 0
Herman WoukA man who marries at my age isn't taking a wife, he's indenturing a nurse. Votes: 0
Robert A. HeinleinWhen a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. Votes: 0
Chi Chi RodriguezA man ought to pray daily for himself, his wife, his children and his family. Votes: 0
Lailah Gifty AkitaThe man who enters his wife's dressing room is either a philosopher or a fool. Votes: 0
Honore de BalzacThe last thing a man becomes progressive about is the activities of his own wife. Votes: 0
Crystal EastmanA wealthy man is one who earns $100 a year more than his wife's sister's husband. Votes: 0
H. L. MenckenA husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species. Votes: 0
Mignon McLaughlinThe worth of a wife is a man's good fortune;His jewels are his good children. Votes: 0
ThiruvalluvarI've always found it much more dangerous to fool with a man's mistress than his wife. Votes: 0
Harold RobbinsA man who sacrifices for his wife and serves her becomes much more attractive to her. Votes: 0
Jimmy EvansThe only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. Votes: 0
Philip StanhopeThe only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. Votes: 0
Lord ChesterfieldHow, frequently, some murder'd man appear'd, To tell his wife and children who had done it... Votes: 0
Bill VaughanGod has enabled man to distinguish between his sister, his mother, his daughter and his wife. Votes: 0
Mahatma GandhiA man's grammar, like Caesar's wife, should not only be pure, but above suspicion of impurity. Votes: 0
Edgar Allan PoeA wife is a gift bestowed upon a man to reconcile him to the loss of paradise. Votes: 0
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheIf ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee. Votes: 0
Anne BradstreetWhen a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Votes: 0
Sacha GuitryMarriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. Votes: 0
Milton BerleThere is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife. Votes: 0
Clare Boothe LuceIf a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions. Votes: 0
Gary SmalleyAn Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was. Votes: 0
Frank CarsonA man is known by his conduct to his wife, to his family, and to those under him. Votes: 0
Napoleon BonaparteYou can always tell how a man will treat his wife by the way he treats his mother. Votes: 0
Janette RallisonA wise man in his house should find a wife gentle and courteous, or no wife at all. Votes: 0
EuripidesWhen a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Votes: 0
Don EppersonTo have a successful marriage, a man must, on a fundamental level be scared shitless of his wife. Votes: 0
Dustin HoffmanEverybody all over the world takes a wife's estimate into account in forming an opinion of a man. Votes: 0
Honore de BalzacWell, guess what, I'm Cuban! And no self-respecting Cuban man of the era would let his wife work. Votes: 0
Ted CruzGo back to your wife....you man whore! Shouted the old woman, raising her walker for another strike. Votes: 0
Shannon K. ButcherHappy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it. Votes: 0
Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron MancroftWhen a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. Votes: 0
Prince PhilipTo be sure a stepmother to a girl is a different thing to a second wife to a man! Votes: 0
Elizabeth GaskellA man does not buy his wife a fur coat to keep her warm, but to keep her pleasant. Votes: 0
Seymour HicksA man blessed with a good mamma and a good wife has no right to complain about anything else. Votes: 0
Claude PepperA rare spoil for a man Is the winning of a good wife; very Plentiful are the worthless women. Votes: 0
Euripidesno one in the whole world knows all a man's bignesses and all his littlenesses as his wife does. Votes: 0
Gene Stratton-PorterA thrifty housewife is better than a great income. A good wife and health are a man's best wealth. Votes: 0
Charles SpurgeonOne danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success. Votes: 0
Warren FarrellI told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldA man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her. Votes: 0
George Bernard ShawA man who lives with his wife is safer and more venerable than a man who lives with a tramp. Votes: 0
Michael Bassey JohnsonLosing is like my ex-wife... it's a b****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it. Votes: 0
Don FryeThat's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise. Votes: 0
George EliotNo married man's ever made up his mind until he's heard what his wife has got to say about it. Votes: 0
W. Somerset MaughamA man who has work that suits him and a wife, whom he loves, has squared his accounts with life. Votes: 0
Georg Wilhelm Friedrich HegelIf you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. Votes: 0
Ann LandersI know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss. Votes: 0
Pat RobertsonOne should choose for a wife only such a woman as he would choose for a friend, were she a man. Votes: 0
Joseph JoubertI discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, Get off me, you two! Votes: 0
Emo PhilipsMy wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here? Votes: 0
Milton BerleThere is nothing a man of good sense dreads in a wife so much as her having more sense than himself. Votes: 0
Henry FieldingIf every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldI've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife. Votes: 0
Joan CollinsI discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' Votes: 0
Emo PhilipsI love my family, my wife, my kids, my dogs, my home, my life. I am a very happy and contented man. Votes: 0
Eric IdleI love my family, my wife, my kids, my dogs, my home, my life. I am a very happy and contented man." Votes: 0
Eric IdleWhen a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma. Votes: 0
Mark TwainI am reminded every day of my life, if not by events, then by my wife, that I am not a perfect man. Votes: 0
Barack ObamaMy notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s. Votes: 0
Warren Beatty