I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend? Votes: 1
When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don't really think about it that much. It's like that girlfriend you don't want to have anymore. You don't think about her anymore. Or ex-husband. You just don't. Votes: 1
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. Votes: 7 Mitch Hedberg
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Votes: 4 Groucho Marx