Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent. Votes: 3
R. D. LaingLast year the [harp seal] pup mortality rate was 100 percent in parts of the Gulf of St. Lawrence. Votes: 3
Brian SkerryI had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. Votes: 4 Mitch Hedberg