Anyone who has ever tried to share pizza iwth roommates knows that Communism cannot ever work. If Lenin and Marx had just shard an apartment, perhaps a hundred million lives might have been spared and put to productive use making sneakers and office furniture. Votes: 3
Sometimes I fantasize that all my furniture has been destroyed in a cataclysm, and I have to start again with only the stationery catalogue. My entire house would become an office, which would be an overt recognition of the existing state of affairs. Votes: 1
Death is a new office building filled with modern furniture, A wise thing, but which has no purpose for us. Votes: 0
I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. Votes: 4 Arthur Conan Doyle
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Votes: 3 Erma Bombeck