I think there should be laughs in everything. Sometimes, it's a slammed door, a pie in the face or just a recognition of our frailties. Votes: 5
Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face. Votes: 5
I will take a pie in the face any time for a worthy cause. Votes: 4
The Gesundheit Institute is a pie in the face of greed - by taking the most expensive thing in America, health care, and giving it away for free. Votes: 4
Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions. Votes: 4
A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold. Votes: 3
It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get a hold of - shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, everything. It's kind of like a pie in the face after a guy is successful. Votes: 3
Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke? Votes: 1
As an actor you have to get used to receiving gentle little pies in the face. Votes: 1
My biggest fantasy was to have a pie thrown in my face, and I always said whoever did that, that's the guy I'd marry. Votes: 1
Paying to teach in the trenches was like putting my face through a cutout hole at a carnival while a quarterback threw pies at me. At least with a carnival, I'd see it coming. Votes: 1
You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face. Votes: 0
And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face. Votes: 0
If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say, 'Thanks for feeding me, a**hole.' Votes: 0
God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. Votes: 3 William Shakespeare
I think 'American Pie' is great. Votes: 4 Paul Dano
El sol tiene el tamaño de un pie humano Votes: 3 Heráclito