I was a pizza delivery boy at the Pizza Oven in Canton. I wanted to get fired so bad, I actually wrecked the delivery car, but they wouldn't fire me because I was the only person they had working there. Votes: 4
Over the years, I have been a house painter, farm worker, paste-up artist, Easter Bunny, pizza delivery person, homeless shelter staff member, and counselor for adults and kids with mental illness - I quit my last real job in 2000 to work on writing full-time. Votes: 4
I'd rather sell reefer than do pizza delivery. Votes: 3
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. Votes: 3
I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha Votes: 3
There's only four things we do better than anyone else: music movies microcode (software) high-speed pizza delivery Votes: 3
My name is Mortimer Alexander and I am a licensed summoner." "Darn. I'd hoped you were the pizza delivery guy. Votes: 3
I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs. A lot of jobs. Votes: 3
Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins. Votes: 3
America does four things better than any other country in the world: rock music, movies, software and high-speed pizza delivery. All of these are sacred American art forms. Votes: 3
I stood in the doorway pondering the difference between naked and nude, and the pizza delivery guy probably wondered if I was going to go put on some clothes and pay him. Votes: 3
Well, life isn't a cakewalk, is it?! Eighty-nine percent of the world's most valuable art was created by men living in rat-infested flats. You think Velásquez wore Adidas? You think he enjoyed the luxuries of central heating and twenty-four-hour pizza delivery?! Votes: 3
My delivery just got me buzzin like the pizza man Votes: 0
If there was no Black Sabbath, I could still possibly be a morning newspaper delivery boy. No fun. Votes: 4 Lars Ulrich
At thirteen I began modeling, doing my first television commercial in ninth grade for Pizza Hut. Votes: 5 Donna Rice Hughes