WARNING!
This area may or may not contain crabs. In the event Of a crab battle, follow these important steps:
Maintain safe distance from
pincers Of steel.
Assume horse Stance.
Once crab is paralysed and
confused by nu•disco
tunes, retreat to safety.
Apply goggles to avoid horrible
eyeball removal.
From this position, begin
performing native dance to
the tune Of "High Voltage"
by Electric Six.
Nuke site from orbit to be
sure.
Crab battles cost dozens of lives every year. Studying these instructions and remembering them well may save
the lives of you and your loved ones. Do not be deceived by diminuitive frame of crabs. do not attempt to corn-
municate or socialise With them. Should these steps prove ineffective, assume fetal position and weep.
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