The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. Votes: 2
Finley Peter DunnePeople shouldn't stay married because of the kids. That's torture for everyone. Votes: 2
Sofia VergaraWhy get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable? Votes: 2
Carrie SnowIt's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. Votes: 2
Rodney Dangerfield