Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family. Votes: 4
Bo BennettIf I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell. Votes: 4
Jimmy SwaggartSpend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family. Votes: 3
Robert Foster BennettIt's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights. Votes: 3
David LettermanI went to the movie this weekend with a gun. And surprise, surprise, I didn't kill anybody! Votes: 3
Glenn BeckHands up if you're ready to do something you'll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing. Votes: 3
Florence WelchSometimes the weekend gets hijacked by work, but as my mother would say, this is the right problem. Votes: 2
Julian FellowesWhenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?' Votes: 2
Rita Rudner