It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly. Votes: 1
Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance. Votes: 1
As ugly an admission as this is, I met my wife at a party, and if I had been to the same party and she were dressed in different clothes, I might never have talked to her. She might have projected something that I found distasteful, even if she otherwise looked exactly the same - a beautiful woman to me. Votes: 1
I cannot see myself as a wife. Ugly word. Votes: 0
I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook. Votes: 0
My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye. Votes: 0
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix. Votes: 0
Don't say 'wife.' I'm your mistress. Wife's such an ugly word. Your 'permanent mistress' is so much more tangible and desirable⦠. Votes: 0
It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly. Votes: 7 Oscar Wilde
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. Votes: 6 Zig Ziglar