Obama's not Jesus. He can't walk on water. Votes: 3
Jesus don't walk on water no more; his feet leak. Votes: 3
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? Votes: 3
You can't walk on water until you get yourself out the boat. Votes: 3
While I can't walk on water, I can certainly wobble on whisky. Votes: 3
You walk on water, and complain that you can't find anything to drink! Votes: 3
If you want to walk on water, you have to get out of the boat. Votes: 3
The miracle is not to walk on water. The miracle is to walk on earth Votes: 3
The miracle is not to walk on water. The miracle is to walk on earth. Votes: 3
Who needs to walk on fire, when you can walk on water with this site. Votes: 3
We can't fear change...we must embrace it. Sometimes you have to walk on water. Votes: 3
Wish I could prove I love you, but does that mean I have to walk on water? Votes: 3
I have no desire to walk on water," said Siddhartha. "Let the old shramanas satisfy themselves with such skills. Votes: 3
Fear is a thief. It robbed Peter of a perfectly good walk on water, & kept the other eleven in the boat. Votes: 3
I believe that if a man wanted to walk on water, and was prepared to give up everything in life, he could do it. Votes: 3
You can swim (uncomfortably) in water at a temperature slightly above freezing; a tiny drop in temperature-or a miracle-allows you to walk on water. Votes: 3
I love the Dead. As far as Jerry Garcia, Jerry Garcia could walk on water. He could do anything any man could ever do. He's a prince. Votes: 3
I'm a teacher. A teacher is someone who leads. There is no magic here. I do not walk on water. I do not part the sea. I just love children. Votes: 3
Dark clouds outside are no match to the bright smiles of volunteers at the GK relief center. Hope shines brightest in darkness. Miracles of solidarity can help a nation walk on water. Votes: 3
You used to make me feel like I could walk on waterNow most nights I'm just sinking down and downYou're the reason why I can't listen to the same songs I used to Votes: 3
Can you walk on water? You have done no better than a straw. Can you fly through the air? You are no better than a gnat. Conquer your heart-then you may become somebody. Votes: 3
If thou canst walk on water, thou art no better than a straw. If thou canst fly in the air, thou art no better than a fly. Conquer thy heart that thou mayest become somebody. Votes: 3
In art we are once again able to do all the things we have forgotten; we are able to walk on water; we speak to the angels who call us; we move, unfettered, among the stars. Votes: 3
We hear wonderful stories about some masters who can walk on water and do all kinds of great things. But the real power of the teacher is to transmit power and knowledge directly to an individual. Votes: 3
I don't believe in ghosts, or fairies, or crystals, or unicorns, or a man that can walk on water, or any of that non sense, I personally rely on logic, and have for the better part of my life. Votes: 3
The passion is my favorite part of the city [Philadelphia]. You go from 'we love you' to 'we hate you' back to 'you walk on water.' You're driving, and somebody might wave or somebody might flip you off. Votes: 3
To live in the present moment is a miracle. The miracle is not to walk on water. The miracle is to walk on the green Earth in the present moment, to appreciate the peace and beauty that are available now. Votes: 3
I allowed myself to forget how totally I had fallen in love with Lestat's iridescent eyes, that I'd sold my soul for a many-colored and luminescent thing, thinking that a highly reflective surface conveyed the power to walk on water. Votes: 3
Thank you to the readers of the 'Huffington Post' for voting me the 'Hottest Freshman' of the 111th Congress. It's about time politicians from Illinois were known for something other than bad haircuts or having the ability to walk on water. Votes: 3
Even if you believe a creator god invented the laws of physics, would you so insult him as to suggest that he might capriciously and arbitrarily violate them in order to walk on water, or turn water into wine as a cheap party trick at a wedding? Votes: 3
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.' Votes: 1
There's high, and there's high, and to get really high - I mean so high that you can walk on the water, that high-that's where I'm going. Votes: 1
Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right. Votes: 1
You walk off the plane in Rio, and your blood temperature goes up. The feel of the wind on your face, the water on your skin, the taste of the food, the music, the sexuality; Brazilians are very comfortable in their sexuality. Votes: 1
St. Michaels Mount is a favourite place of mine; people will walk across to the Mount all day and assume they will be able to walk home. The spectacle of hundreds of people realising that the path they walked over on is disappearing under several feet of water is very amusing. Votes: 1
I do not live in a world where people can walk on water, or still a storm, or take five loaves of bread and feed 5000 men plus women and children. If that is a requirement of my commitment to Jesus, I find it difficult to stretch my mind outside the capacities of my world view. Votes: 1
Don't ever walk by a wilting plant. Get water on it right away. Votes: 0
You cannot walk on the water of hunger, misery, and death. You have to wade through to record them. Votes: 0
Thousands of years ago only Christ could walk on the water. Today anybody can do it; you just step on the garbage. Votes: 0
There's high, and then there's high, and to get really high--I mean so high that you can walk on the water, that high--that's where I'm goin' Votes: 0
Every walk should offer some knotty problem for the children to think out-"Why does that leaf float on the water, and this pebble sink?" and so on. Votes: 0
Pursue some path, however narrow and crooked, in which you can walk with love and reverence. Votes: 3 Henry David Thoreau
Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend. Votes: 5 Bruce Lee