Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. Votes: 14
Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses. Votes: 11
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. Votes: 8
To err is human, to purr feline. Votes: 4
Partying is such sweet sorrow. Votes: 3
To err is human, to purr is feline. Votes: 2