if Saint Bruce doesn't like your poem, he chops your head off. Votes: 9
Then, early, early, early in the morning-just as in countless Disney films-I heard a rooster crow. But guess what? They don't do it just once. Votes: 8
Those Grimm brothers," she said with a sigh, "they'll never amount to anything." And she was right because all they ever became was writers. Votes: 7
Mothers are legendary for being able to read the thoughts of their children at just the right moment. Votes: 6
A [reformed] vampire ... mostly tries to make reparation for his previous evil by doing good deeds-most commonly, apparently, going into the crime solving business. Votes: 3
If you don't like vampire games, don't play Votes: 3
Number one rule for fiction: Coincidence can be used to worsen a characters predicament, but never to solve his problems. Votes: 2
The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave. Votes: 1
Don't," she begged, knowing that surely she was trying his patience, that his kindness would stretch just so far, that if he were truly kind he could never have survived as a vampire. Votes: 1
She sighed. Loudly. "Physical appearance is not what is important." Yeah right. Tell that to any girl who hasn't bothered to put on a presentable shirt or fix her hair because she's only running into the grocery store to get a quart of milk for her grandmother, and who does she see tending the 7-ITEMS-OR-LESS cash register but the guy of her dreams, except she can't even say hi—much less try to develop a meaningful relationship—since she looks like the poster child for the terminally geeky. Votes: 1
Giannine--What are they going to do: smack me on the head with a pamplet? Votes: 0
People always talk about good, fresh country air, but I kept getting wiffs of something that was neither good nor fresh but definitely country. Votes: 0
There, close enough to spit on--if I'd been a barbarian and inclined to spit--was the dragon. Votes: 0
They'd poisoned me, dammit. Probably to trade my dead body to the barbarians for Wulfgar's safe return. Or maybe just for the fun of it. Votes: 0